Things That Make Me Go HMMMMMMM

Just things that render me reflective and introspective and to stretch my writing muscles.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Sports Commercials-What About Us Girls, We Watch Sports Too!!!!

You know, one of my favorite commercials right now is the one from Vonage with the stereotypcial 'dumb blonde' and her inane obsession with running out into the ocean to play with aquatic animals that she believes are dolphins and we know are sharks. With that being the exception, give us girls a break. Enough with the T&A commercials already. Imagine us regular Janes sitting around watching a great football game (like the upcoming Ohio State/Michigan game, which Ohio State is going to win) drinking our Michelob Ultras, as we have to watch our figures because the chicks in the ads make us feel like big fat cows, enjoying the sounds of men's bodies being knocked to the ground, and a commercial comes on with some bony chick in a short skirt and big boobs comes on and makes us feel even more like big fat cows. I mean, come on, give me a break. We need more commercials geared towards us, like the Under Armor commercials. I like those because we get to see football players in the form fitting Under Armor gear...nice. More commercials like this will help us enjoy the game more. They are not out there just to make old guy couch potatoes feel like big fat cows (even though they are) or skinning guys feel completely inadequate, they're made to give us girls a thrill (aren't they?) Well if they're not, they should be.

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